2023-08-23 Reading time: 8 minutes

前几天老妈给我打了不小一笔钱，说是外婆给的，祝我“乔迁之喜”。

【乔迁】qiáoqiān 动

《诗经•小雅•伐木》：“出自幽谷，迁于乔木。”比喻人搬到好的地方去住或官职高升（多用于祝贺）：～之喜。

乔迁 qiáoqiān verb

move to a better place or get a promotion:

乔迁新居 move to a new home

要不是这次突发奇想去查了查，我还一直以为“乔迁”只是一个提及他人搬家的礼貌说法。一查才知道这词竟然带有如此明确的正面含义。“搬到好的地方”！这是我孤陋寡闻了，不过我目前看来确实搬到了一个远远比之前好的地方，我外婆这词倒也没用错。远离了荒诞离奇的室友、喧嚣不止的中学操场，以及金碧辉煌却没有一丝烟火气的高楼大厦，我来到了宁静闲适的住宅区，住上了单人小套间。这里绿树成荫，所有生活需求都在步行圈内，每天早上八点出门人口密度和犬口密度近似达到一比一，连房租都涨了150块钱，这当然是搬到了更好的地方！而我的清静新居，离这个世界上最强大的国家的首都的心脏，也就隔了4-5英里（约合7-8公里）罢了，更让我感叹世界之奇妙。北京中南海周围8公里圈内，想必也住着不少老外，但他们从圆心走到圆周，看到的恐怕还是鳞次栉比的城市风景吧？犹记起我踏上美洲大陆的土地的第一天，我坐在机场巴士上，偶然听见一位来接人的姐姐对她接到的人介绍华盛顿，第一句话便是：“Washington is more like Washing Town”（“华盛顿还不如把它叫做华盛邨”），本地人诚不我欺矣！ ... Read more

2023-08-23 Reading time: 3 minutes

Lorem Ipsum Hospital

CC: Unable to draw signature with touchscreen for 5 minutes.

HPI: The patient was trying to enroll in USPS electronic signature service and found out that he could not draw his signature with fingers or the touchscreen pen. However, the mouse could draw a signature.

PMH: The patient encountered similar problems with in-browser form signing services based on Adobe software. The patient is familiar with different touchscreen behavior patterns exhibited by software with varying levels of touchscreen compatibility.

CURRENT HEALTH Hx: The patient is experienced with everyday usage and basic troubleshooting of Windows OS. Denies Windows touchscreen application development experience.

PE: Laptop computer with Windows 10 22H2 Pro x64. Attached proprietary recharger, USB hard drive via USB-C, and iPhone via USB-C. Problematic website is opened in Firefox. Visible open programs are Task Manager, Firefox, Thunderbird, Telegram, Sticky Notes, and Visual Studio Code.

Rx: ... Read more

2023-08-14 Reading time: 6 minutes

OK, so before we start the content, let me give y'all a little background about this series.

I was known as a computer doctor since my early years in high school, and many friends, classmates, and relatives asked me to fix their computers. I have seen all kinds of problems, be it hardware, software, or networking. My all-time favorite was that one of my classmates could not distinguish a shortcut icon from an installer package, and I will never forget the rainy night when my Seagate ultra-large-capacity 20GB hard drive made in 2000 suddenly erased itself, after nine years of loyal service.

My 12-year-old self might have absolutely no clue about what a partition table is, but now I know it must be a problem with the partition table and that I would have had a pretty good chance to recover whatever data in it with the right software. Actually, since I successfully removed the abominable wgatray.exe that forced my pirated Windows XP into a blank desktop and 2-hour Sisyphus reboot cycles at the age of primary school third year, I have been accumulating a lot of experience. Abundant experience subsequently turned into instinct, and several times I could identify the problem right after listening to my friends explain their pains. My three-minute solution saved my friend from his desperation that lasted two years. That was a great satisfaction, but then I realized that instinct alone was insufficient. ... Read more

2022-06-10 Reading time: 98 minutes

上海笑话

　　2022年春，乌克兰战争爆发以来，很多地区受到战火波及，生活物资短缺；俄罗斯国内由于受到制裁，进出口贸易受阻，同样也出现了部分物资缺乏的情况。以下选项中饥荒最严重的地区是？

• A、基辅
• B、马里乌波尔
• C、莫斯科
• D、上海

　　2022年以前的很长一段时间里，没有人会否认上海是一座国际大都市的事实。国外资本家纷至沓来，国内求职者趋之若鹜，大家似乎都有美好的未来。更有许多人认为上海是国内城市中文明、法治、讲规矩、讲人文关怀的模范生，实际上就连我本人在初到上海的几个月里，就成为了一名高纯度的“精沪分子”。“上海人看不起外地人那是有他们的道理的”——那时候我对上海的印象就是有这么深刻。

　　然而到了2022年4月，我却开始绞尽脑汁地想要逃离上海——当时我有多么喜欢这里，现在我就有多么想要离开这里。我以后还会再来吗？我不知道。唯一可以确定的是，上海永远不会缺人：现在跑走了多少人，以后还会跑进来更多。但到时候再跑回上海的人里有没有我，就实在不是现在的我能够预料到的了。

　　在这里我愿为大家分享我逃离上海的魔幻旅途，但在这之前，让我们先来梳理一下逃沪这门“学科”的发展史—— ... Read more

2018-11-29 Reading time: 19 minutes

声明：该文写成于2018年，该研究进行并完成于2015年，该种水卡于2016年作废，但作废与该研究无关。 声明：作者居住于该大学某一个后娘养的校区，并用过这种水卡系统，主校区是不存在的。

背景

作者是一名江苏省外考入江苏省某全国排名前20大学的学生，被调剂到该校最惨的专业，并在该校最破的校区度过绝大部分的大学时光。这个校区的宿舍楼非常破旧，电路老化，据说我们来之前一年还发生过电路烧毁引起的火灾，因此宿舍里使用电开水壶是被严禁的。我们获取开水的方式是： ... Read more

1970-01-01 Reading time: ~1 minutes

Finally started a blog. I don't know what to post but I may put some of my old stories first.

遂にブログを作った！　何を書いていいかはまだわからないが、取り敢えず俺の古いストーリーをここに移そうと思う。

てか「私について」のページでは「ですます調」とか「私」とかいい子ぶっちゃってるのにここに来たらもう「俺」とか本性表しやがる……

终于搞了个博客……不知道发些什么好，先把我的一些旧作搬运过来吧……